when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu
i tripped over a bra today
i think it was a booby trap
That was like the biggest plot twist of my life
What would you say to people who are disappointed that they have been sorted into Hufflepuff? (x)
Disney Princesses + platonic kisses
A gentle reminder that a kiss can mean many things. A kiss can be a symbol of good luck, good faith, or just to show your compassion for another. I think this is one of my favorite photo sets of some Disney ladies in a long time.