how do you say something so serious with a crown on your head omfg
how is Flynn Rider resisting the urge to grab Rapunzel’s crown and run
That last comment is perfect
I live for these tags.
Jennifer about the fans
#her bodyguard tho
"You all need jesus."
The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash
then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.
i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day
In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.
Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.
KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK
i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
dogs deserve to live forever
And humans don’t?
Do y’all know how fucking sad this makes me? leave people alone. This literally made me cry. FUCKING LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE?! I hate this world. Too fucked up, even for me
you guys!!!!!!! this turned out to be a nice story for once!!!!! so many people were saying nice things about her that she ended up makin an instagram just to see them!!!
YAY!!!!!! I’m glad she got so much love and support!!!
Protect black girls man.