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and so it begins
journey of a guardian
My name is Matt. I am 21 years old, born on August 31st, 1992 at 11:05 p.m. I am a senior in college at West Virginia University in Morgantown, West Virginia. My major is Early Childhood Elementary Education with a minor in Japanese Culture studies. I enjoy asks so drop 'em in mah box :D I was not fortunate enough to grow up in Great Britain and attend Hogwarts school, but I did grow up in North America and have been accepted to and graduated from The Salem Witch's Institute.

SALEM WITCHES INSTITUTE
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I was placed in Hufflepuff by JK Rowling and Pottermore :)
HUFFLEPUFF
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isodelphox:

塔島ジューゴ

isodelphox:

塔島ジューゴ

My dick is like a liquid-gel pill: When it's in you, its liquids come out.


junjouchara:

ombre-style:

Asics Ombre Metro Nomad Sneaker

ombre-style:

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

beppski:

Hot!

beppski:

Hot!

ironmanarlert:

i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu

ironmanarlert:

i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mooitstimdrake:

shinybulbasaurs:

shinybulbasaurs:

i tripped over a bra today

i think it was a booby trap

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That was like the biggest plot twist of my life

What would you say to people who are disappointed that they have been sorted into Hufflepuff? (x)

likeadisneyprincess:

disneytasthic:

Disney Princesses + platonic kisses

A gentle reminder that a kiss can mean many things. A kiss can be a symbol of good luck, good faith, or just to show your compassion for another. I think this is one of my favorite photo sets of some Disney ladies in a long time.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?


junjouchara: